TO OUR LOYAL FANS:

It’s been a year since our last show, and during that time we’ve been working hard on our next production. But we ran into a problem. It seems our reputation for being a bit messy has spread far and wide and we’ve been denied and banned by all the theaters and warehouses throughout San Francisco and the Greater Bay Area. But you have to admit, with puddles of blood an inch thick on the floor and people’s clothes being soaked and dyed in red liquid, you really can’t blame them. So, our dilemma was to either not do a show at all this year or do a show without Blood.

Now, the Screwheads enjoy being known as “The Blood Guys,” but we also enjoy a good challenge, and over the past few months, we didn’t just start thinking outside the box; we broke the box down, rebuilt it, found a way to redefine live theater once again, and created our first ever BONE DRY Show!

 

 

Primitive Screwheads: BONE DRY

Same silly fun.

Same crazy excitement.

Same unpredictable show.

The only difference is we emptied our buckets of blood and we filled them up with OTHER things (tee-hee!).

For only four nights in June (18th to the 21st) at the Brava Theater, the Primitive Screwheads will be BONE DRY, with our new show: KENTUCKY JONES and THE CARPET OF DOOM , a wacky takeoff on all the adventure movies we grew up on. It’s got action, excitement, romance, monsters, and OTHER things.

For Tickets, go to our Tickets page or our Current Show page.

Just remember: No blood... So ANYTHING GOES!

Yes... The Blood will Return!

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